Level 1:
[x]Sleep in class
[x]Talked in class
[x]not seating at your own place in class
[x]Scolded by a teacher
[x]Litter the classroom
[x]Did not do your homework at least 15 times
[x]Submitted your homework late at least 10 times
[x]Came late for school at least 10 times
[x]brought/wore home clothes without school's permission
[x]brought/wore jewellery to school
[x]did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time
[x]cried out "sian" or "wa lao wei" to the teacher
[x]plucked a flower/ killed a plant in school
[x]copied other people's homework in desperation
[x]played a trick on your classmates/teacher
Total so far: 15
Level 2:
[x]sent for detention class
[x]late in class
[x]not wearing your school uniform (if you have) properly
[x]shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[x]scolding vulgarities in class
[x]spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[x]used a school facility without school's permission
[x]played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom
[x]singing loudly during lesson
[x]walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[x]did not greet the teacher properly
[x]went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[x]played a trick on the teacher during april fools
[x]used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
[x]made yourself a nuisance to the teacher
Total so far: 30
Level 3:
[x]was asked to stay back after school/ break time
[x]made a fool out of morning assembly
[x]wasted the school's toilet paper
[x]sabotaged someone
[x]irritated someone
Total so far: 35
Level 4:
[x]forged your parent's signature
[x]forged a classmate's signature
[x]forged a teacher's signature
[x]made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them
[x]flew a paper aeroplane down from the school from at least the fifth storey
Total so far: 40
Level 5:
[x]fiddling with your handphone during lesson time
[x]played with your PSP in school(actually not mine, it's mun hong's)
[x]using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[x]listened to an MP3 player in school
[ ]messed with the teacher's pigeon hole(WTF??)
Total so far: 44
Level 6:
[x]vandalising with school property
[x]tried to defame your school in public
[x]used the internet to scold teachers
[x]fought with someone in school
[x]shoplifted in school
Total so far: 49
Level 7:
[x]cheated in a class test
[x]cheated in a school examination
[ ]cheated for your PSLE/ GCE 'O' or 'A' Level Examination
[x]Lied to your teacher
[x]played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons
Total so far: 53
Level 8:
[ ]took drugs in school
[ ]smoked in school
[x]set fire to something in the school
[x]locked the teacher out of the classroom
[x]played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance
Total so far: 56
Level 9:
[ ]refused to pay school fees
[ ]cheated the school money
[x]stole things which belonged to the school
[x]bullied someone in school
[x]pranked called your school
Total so far: 59
Level 10:
[x]raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[x]raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[x]raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[x]raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[x]raised your voice/shouted against your principal
Total so far: 64
Level 11:
[x]brought weapons to the school (penknife?)
[x]brought real firearms to the school
[ ]brought a real bomb to the school
[x]fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[ ]dressed up as a terrorist to school
Grand total: 67
Ranks:
If you are between 0-15 -------------{I am a good student}
If you are between 16-20------------{I am a good student but with occasional trouble}
If you are between 21-30------------{I am an average student}
If you are between 31-40------------{I am a bad student}
If you are between 41-50------------{I am a very bad student}
If you are between 51-60------------{I should have been caned by the discipline master}
If you are between 61-65------------{I should have been expelled from school}
If you are between 66-75------------{I should have been sent to a reformatory centre}
from the rank you have , post that rank as the title
Monday, August 17, 2009
I Should Have Given The Best Delinquent Award
