out of sudden.. i nid to make this jokes.. tell me y???

What's biology for?
For FUCKS

What's Chemistry for?
BULLSHIT

What's Physics for?
No Life!!

[meant for guys]
wat to do when u see Jian?      
start running.. cuz he's chasing after you~

what happens when you pass by Jian after a crossdress convention?
Pray to god. hope that he doesnt know your a guy.


Cold Jokes
knock knock. Who's there? knock knock. Who's there? knock knock.. = =lll

wat's one + one?
2?
No.. Its Two. Dumbfuck

Dirty jokes
if mary has two apple.. and giv 1 to john. how many should john have now?
i dunno.. y dont juz john fuck mary and run away with the two apple

if john have 2 nuts. and gave 2 to mary.. how many does john have now?
answer 1. i dunno.. but i sure know john is infertile now
answer 2. i dunno.. but i know there's no more father's day

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