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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
When a crime has been committed, it's only right that the perpetrator is punished. While punishments of today are more humanely executed including capital punishment, those of ancient times were unbelievable cruel. Criminals should be thankful these methods aren't practiced anymore.
Abacination
The person is blinded with a red hot metal plate held before their eyes
Boiling
A large cauldron is filled with water, oil, tar,animal fat or even molten lead and the person is plunged into the boiling contents, head first. sometimes the person is immersed first beofre the liquid is heated. Boiling to death was widely used in ancient Europe and Asia.
De nailing
As the name suggests, this consists of the removal of the toe nails or finger nails, usually done using pliers.
Flaying
int this ancient practice of removing skin, the person's arms are tied to a pole above his head while his feet are tied below. A small knife is used to peel off the person's skin slowly, starting with the facial skin all the way to the feet. Most victims die before their waist is reached.
Impalement
The person is pierced with a long stake through the sides, the rectum or through the mouth. Death is slow and painful. The stake is planted in the ground, leaving the impaled person suspended to die.
Sawing
The person is hung upside down and then sawed apart down the middle, between the legs. The person would remain conscious until the saw severs major blood vessels. In Asian countries , the person is made to stand up while the sawing starts at the head.
Dismemberment
The person's limbs are tied to movable objects, like a vehicle, which are then moved in opposite directions. This could be done by chaining four horses to the person's arms and legs, and making them pull him apart.
Slow Slicing
This ancient Chinese torture involves first blinding the person with a sharp knife, then executing minor cuts - the ears, nose, tongue, fingers, toes, etc., would be cut off. Then flesh from sizable parts, like the thighs and shoulders, would be cut. The entire process is said to last three days, totaling 3,600 cuts. The deceased would then be paraded in public.
Scaphism
The person is fastened with a hollowed-out contraption , like a tree trunk with the head, hands and feet protruding. He is forced to ingest milk and honey until he develops severe diarrhea. Honey is rubbed on his body to attract insects and bees. He is then let to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The force-feeding is repeated daily until the person becomes gangrened.
Credits To Astro Book..
Abacination
The person is blinded with a red hot metal plate held before their eyes
Boiling
A large cauldron is filled with water, oil, tar,animal fat or even molten lead and the person is plunged into the boiling contents, head first. sometimes the person is immersed first beofre the liquid is heated. Boiling to death was widely used in ancient Europe and Asia.
De nailing
As the name suggests, this consists of the removal of the toe nails or finger nails, usually done using pliers.
Flaying
int this ancient practice of removing skin, the person's arms are tied to a pole above his head while his feet are tied below. A small knife is used to peel off the person's skin slowly, starting with the facial skin all the way to the feet. Most victims die before their waist is reached.
Impalement
The person is pierced with a long stake through the sides, the rectum or through the mouth. Death is slow and painful. The stake is planted in the ground, leaving the impaled person suspended to die.
Sawing
The person is hung upside down and then sawed apart down the middle, between the legs. The person would remain conscious until the saw severs major blood vessels. In Asian countries , the person is made to stand up while the sawing starts at the head.
Dismemberment
The person's limbs are tied to movable objects, like a vehicle, which are then moved in opposite directions. This could be done by chaining four horses to the person's arms and legs, and making them pull him apart.
Slow Slicing
This ancient Chinese torture involves first blinding the person with a sharp knife, then executing minor cuts - the ears, nose, tongue, fingers, toes, etc., would be cut off. Then flesh from sizable parts, like the thighs and shoulders, would be cut. The entire process is said to last three days, totaling 3,600 cuts. The deceased would then be paraded in public.
Scaphism
The person is fastened with a hollowed-out contraption , like a tree trunk with the head, hands and feet protruding. He is forced to ingest milk and honey until he develops severe diarrhea. Honey is rubbed on his body to attract insects and bees. He is then let to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The force-feeding is repeated daily until the person becomes gangrened.
Credits To Astro Book..
Why?
Why are you there?
Why do you stand there so boldly?
Why do you look into my eyes?
Why do you listen to my voice?
Why are you before me?
Why do you talk to me?
Why do you follow me around?
Why do you try to meddle in my affairs?
Why won't you leave me alone?
Why did you and i meet?
Why did you get to know me?
Why did you appear before me?
Why are you so attached to me?
Why do you laugh?
Why are you so meddlesome?
Why are you in such a good mood?
Why are you so cheerful?
Why don't you cry?
Why are you so bright?
Why do you seem to have fun?
Why do you look at everything?
Why do you know everything?
Why do you forgive everything?
Why are you happy about everything?
Why do you make me worry?
Why do you shake me?
Why do you make me lost?
Why are you interested in me?
Why do you make me suffer?
Why do you condemn me?
Why do you make fun of me?
Why do you trample all over me?
Why do you taunt me?
Why do you break me apart?
Why do you tear me apart?
Why do you beat me up?
Why can't you forgive me?
Why can't you understand me?
Why do you make me cry?
Why do you give me hope?
WHY DO YOU BRING ME TO DESPAIR?
WHY DO YOU PRESSURE ME?
WHY DO YOU TRAP ME?
WHY DO YOU DISTURB MY SOUL?
Why? Why? WHY? WHY?!?!
Why don't you leave already?
Why are you still there?
Why.... Do you exist?
Reposting this again... i'm like sooooooooo FUCKED!!!!! ARGH!!!!!
THIS IS NOT MEANT FOR ANYONE....
Why are you there?
Why do you stand there so boldly?
Why do you look into my eyes?
Why do you listen to my voice?
Why are you before me?
Why do you talk to me?
Why do you follow me around?
Why do you try to meddle in my affairs?
Why won't you leave me alone?
Why did you and i meet?
Why did you get to know me?
Why did you appear before me?
Why are you so attached to me?
Why do you laugh?
Why are you so meddlesome?
Why are you in such a good mood?
Why are you so cheerful?
Why don't you cry?
Why are you so bright?
Why do you seem to have fun?
Why do you look at everything?
Why do you know everything?
Why do you forgive everything?
Why are you happy about everything?
Why do you make me worry?
Why do you shake me?
Why do you make me lost?
Why are you interested in me?
Why do you make me suffer?
Why do you condemn me?
Why do you make fun of me?
Why do you trample all over me?
Why do you taunt me?
Why do you break me apart?
Why do you tear me apart?
Why do you beat me up?
Why can't you forgive me?
Why can't you understand me?
Why do you make me cry?
Why do you give me hope?
WHY DO YOU BRING ME TO DESPAIR?
WHY DO YOU PRESSURE ME?
WHY DO YOU TRAP ME?
WHY DO YOU DISTURB MY SOUL?
Why? Why? WHY? WHY?!?!
Why don't you leave already?
Why are you still there?
Why.... Do you exist?
Reposting this again... i'm like sooooooooo FUCKED!!!!! ARGH!!!!!
THIS IS NOT MEANT FOR ANYONE....
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lolz.. how many can u count? there's 7... actually got 2 more... lazy plug in jor...
lolz.. how many can u count? there's 7... actually got 2 more... lazy plug in jor...
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Saturday, October 3, 2009
The last call i ever made....
at 12.49... i gave up something that is much more important than my life...
in the future....
i know i will regret it...
i will keep pondering... if i kept going on.. would something change?
i know.... karen, i know ur denying it....
the song i'm listening....
《富士山下》 - 陳奕迅
i think it's this line...
要擁有必先懂失去怎接受
u will not see why i'm doing this....
but i know why...
at 12.49... i gave up something that is much more important than my life...
in the future....
i know i will regret it...
i will keep pondering... if i kept going on.. would something change?
i know.... karen, i know ur denying it....
the song i'm listening....
《富士山下》 - 陳奕迅
i think it's this line...
要擁有必先懂失去怎接受
u will not see why i'm doing this....
but i know why...
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
The Crazy Ah Beng
Why did Kok Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed !
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Kok Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Kok Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Kok Beng : "Give me a green one, please."
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Kok Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied ?the
information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes
to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes "Yes"
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Kok Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Kok Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Kok Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Kok Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Kok Beng goes to work with his thermos flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Kok Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Kok Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Kok Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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After taking photocopies of documents, Kok Beng always compares it
with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Kok Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.
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Why can't Kok Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Kok Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he
encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after
some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the
computer retailer for support.
Kok Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half
an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kok Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him
what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt
and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ...... what happened to the other ear ?"
Kok Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back !!!!"
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Kok Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Kok Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei
AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Kok Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE."
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite
sometime, Kok Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Kok Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims,"YOU ARE A FOOL."
Kok Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS."
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At a bar in New York , the man to Kok Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Kok Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Kok Beng replies : "Tan Kok Beng, MARRIED"
Why did Kok Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed !
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kok Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Kok Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Kok Beng : "Give me a green one, please."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kok Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied ?the
information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes
to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes "Yes"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kok Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Kok Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Kok Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Kok Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Kok Beng goes to work with his thermos flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Kok Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Kok Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Kok Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
After taking photocopies of documents, Kok Beng always compares it
with the original for spelling mistakes.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kok Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why can't Kok Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kok Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he
encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after
some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the
computer retailer for support.
Kok Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half
an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kok Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him
what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt
and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ...... what happened to the other ear ?"
Kok Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back !!!!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kok Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Kok Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei
AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Kok Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite
sometime, Kok Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Kok Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims,"YOU ARE A FOOL."
Kok Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
At a bar in New York , the man to Kok Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Kok Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Kok Beng replies : "Tan Kok Beng, MARRIED"
